Saturday, June 09, 2012

I now service Lord Akoroth

No, not really, so don't get any ideas, Milord. 


Lord Akoroth is this cocky kid - now, don't get any ideas, anyone - who joined one of the organisations I worked at before I quit in order to become my own boss, and sleep longer hours. 


And he posted the funniest comment I've ever read on my blog, in response to one of several comments put up by idiots who think I won't delete their advertisements and links to their own blogs, if they put in a line about my blog being the most superfascinatilious thing they've read.


I may consider not deleting links if people don't put in any, and thus Lord Akoroth scores with the following comment:


Hi, 

I am Lord Akoroth, Lord of Zor at thetruthofzor.com. I had the opportunity to see your latest blog post. 

I didn't really read it since I was in fact browsing for Kareena Kapoor's latest item song at the time. And I presume that would be the reaction of anybody at thetruthofzor.com

Which brings me to an offer I would like to make to substantial increase your blog posts and popularity. 

By parading up and down Anna Salai with me, covered in orange paint and ostrich feathers, you can dramatically boost the number of people viewing you.

If we paint our blog address on our foreheads, I presume we might also dramatically boost the number of people viewing our posts, commenting on them and connecting with each other. 

Whatever happens, it will be very dramatic. And there will be much commenting. Possibly some connecting. Dramatically. 

All you need to do is give us your approval (Reply to this mail with a YES) so that we can feed your sanity into an incinerator via RSS and give you a customised blog page on Truth of Zor. 

I eagerly look forward to seeing you on thetruthofzor.com

ps: Bring your own paint and feathers

Lord Akoroth
Lord of Zor
I blog at thetruthofzor.com
(I don't have a http:// link, sorry)



AND THIS WOULD BE THE COMMENT THAT INSPIRED MILORD:


Hi,
I am Kartik Kannan at Sulekha.com (www.Sulekha.com).
I had the opportunity to see your latest blog post. I found it really fascinating, and so would anybody at Sulekha blogs which brings me to an offer I would like to make to you to substantially increase your blog's readership and popularity. 
By creating a parallel blog on Sulekha Blogs, you can dramatically boost the number of people viewing your posts, commenting on them and connecting with each other. All you need to do is give us your approval (Reply to this mail with a YES) so that we can feed your blog posts via RSS into your customized blog page on Sulekha. 
I eagerly look forward to seeing you on Sulekha!

Kartik Kannan (kartikk@sulekha.net)
Team Sulekha
I blog at www.katchucrap.blogspot.com 
http://kartik.sulekha.com

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